Tim Boothby

I was born in the Midwest and grew up in Iowa, Missouri and Texas. I guess you could say I had an eventful childhood, at least it was a helluva lotta fun! I enlisted in the Air Force in 1984 and retired in 2007. I saw a whole bunch of the world and racked up a lot of experiences in the process. Now I'm retired and enjoying life to the fullest!

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Chat Snippet: Red Dot Your Dishonored Cow

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I have a lot of random conversations through the interwebs, here’s a piece of one.

Me: “I’m having more fun than a red dot at a furry convention.”
Him: “Why would that be fun.”
Him: “Wait, crap. Your gonna nerd shame me for this right?”
Me: “Nope, and I’m sure that you’ll figure out what red dots and animals have in common.”
Me: “But… Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow! Until then.”
Him: “Damn it!”

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Chat Snippet: Fanfic

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I have a lot of random conversations through the interwebs, here’s a piece of one.

Him: “By its very nature fan fiction sucks.”
Me: “Some does, some is quite good or better than the original stories.”
Him: “Name one.”
Me: “The Thrawn stories from Star Wars.”
Him: “Those aren’t fanfic.”
Me: “They aren’t canon, according to the people that own the franchise, that makes them fanfic. No official place in the Star Wars Universe.”
Him: “They were published!”
Me: “They are the illegitimate offspring of the canon sources.”
Him: “You really know how to hurt a guy.”

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Chat Snippet: Progo Shaming?

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I have a lot of random conversations through the interwebs, here’s a piece of one.

Her: “Why would anyone want to take pics of ugly ass progo chicks?”
Me: “Clarify your statement.”
Her: “PRego is ugly why do they show it off?”
Me: “There is nothing ugly about being pregnant and they want the pictures are because they are proud and happy that they are having a baby, fortunately for your mother, she got to be proud until you said something this stupid. Don’t ruin her memories of when you were likable πŸ˜‰Β 
Her: “That’s just wrong dude.”
Me: Yup, so go apologize to your mom for saying she was ugly when she carried you around all of those months.”

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Chat Snippet: All Steamed Up

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I have a lot of random conversations through the interwebs, here’s a piece of one.

Her: “My GF isn’t up for anything new, I told her I wanted to try vagina steaming, I read about it and it’s supposed be very invigorating! πŸ™‚Β 
Me: “I’m going to go with your girlfriend on this one. In fact three cheers for her for having some real smarts! I’ll go past the fact that its silly celebrity nonsense and get straight to the point. Some things were meant to be served raw.”

And friends list, -1

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Chat Snippet: Womb Troopers

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I have a lot of random conversations through the interwebs, here’s a piece of one.

Her: “I read one article that says they’ve just about perfected it so two men can make a baby with no egg involved and another that says they they’re close to developing an artificial womb. Science is getting closer to making women obsolete. πŸ™Β 
Me: “Or science is getting closer to cloning storm troopers πŸ˜‰

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Chat Snippet: Product?

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I have a lot of random conversations through the interwebs, here’s a piece of one.

Him: “What product do you use for your beard?”
Me: “I dump shampoo on my head and scrub downward until I tickle my feet and rinse off.”

I had to google and check for myself… holy shit they do make “product” for beards… just…no.

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