Her: “What’s the difference between you and her?”
Me: “Breasts and testicles for starters.”
Her: “Oh god I just did that set you up thing.”
Me: “The one that you laugh at others about?”
Her: “SHUT IT!”

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I was born in the Midwest and grew up in Iowa, Missouri and Texas. I guess you could say I had an eventful childhood, at least it was a helluva lotta fun! I enlisted in the Air Force in 1984 and retired in 2007. I saw a whole bunch of the world and racked up a lot of experiences in the process. Now I'm retired and enjoying life to the fullest!