Her: “You’re fat, ugly, opinionated and friendless,, so get over yourself.”
Me: “You forgot can’t dance, can’t sing, snores, flatulent, irreverent, arthritic, drives the speed limit even when people tailgate him in the slow lane, is very aware of his faults and doesn’t hide from them and doesn’t care what random people on the internet thinks of him. wink emoticon 

Background: She was the photographer at a wedding and ranted because a rather pregnant bride wore white. My opinion was that she was paid to be a wedding photographer and not a fashion critic and that someone paying for an event can wear anything that they like to that event. Things went downhill from there, and apparently that made me part of what is wrong with this country.

I thought that people not minding their own business was a bigger problem, but, what do I know?

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I was born in the Midwest and grew up in Iowa, Missouri and Texas. I guess you could say I had an eventful childhood, at least it was a helluva lotta fun! I enlisted in the Air Force in 1984 and retired in 2007. I saw a whole bunch of the world and racked up a lot of experiences in the process. Now I'm retired and enjoying life to the fullest!