Him: “Balls are the answer to every problem!”
Me: “Certainly solves my most vexing problem.”
Him: “What;s that?”
Me: “Not being able to figure out where to kick you.”

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I was born in the Midwest and grew up in Iowa, Missouri and Texas. I guess you could say I had an eventful childhood, at least it was a helluva lotta fun! I enlisted in the Air Force in 1984 and retired in 2007. I saw a whole bunch of the world and racked up a lot of experiences in the process. Now I'm retired and enjoying life to the fullest!