Her: “I don’t have the boobs for modeling.”
Me: “You promise not to take it personally when I tell you that what you just said was a crock of bullshit?”
Her: “you’ve never even seen me!”
Me: “Doesn’t make me wrong.”

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I was born in the Midwest and grew up in Iowa, Missouri and Texas. I guess you could say I had an eventful childhood, at least it was a helluva lotta fun! I enlisted in the Air Force in 1984 and retired in 2007. I saw a whole bunch of the world and racked up a lot of experiences in the process. Now I'm retired and enjoying life to the fullest!